I don’t think I laughed once. An abject, objective failure. One of the movies with so many obvious mistakes and goofs that you could make a drinking game out of finding them. And I’m not sure if it’s the iTunes stream or the movie, but it looked like they filmed this on 5DIVs.
I also have serious questions about how the three letter agency in this movie works. Like, can spies never just take time off? Why would they insist somebody work when they know they’re at a bachelorette? Why would people be mad the mission was accomplished and the world got saved, just because they got punched in the face? Getting punched in the face just seems like the job description to me. And that’s just the first ten minutes, so imagine what two hours of this is like.
Anyway, I watched this last night and immediately forgot I saw it. The only reason I remembered to log the review is because I saw the email receipt come from Apple for the rental.