Some of the best action in the franchise paired with some of the most arduous, painful dialogue and plotting since Attack of the Clones. The best actors in the world couldn’t say any of this with gravitas. I’m certain half of them are about to crack in every scene.
The plot is so stupid that it would take three seconds to spitball a better, more cohesive story with similar beats and action sequences, but far more weight and interest. And it would be easy to shave 45 minutes of the runtime off this bloated vampire of a movie.
And yet I’ve watched this four times, so the joke is on me, and my taste is not as good as I think it is.