General thought:
- Finding Nemo is a better fish movie
Miscellaneous thoughts:
- feels a lot like the first Thor
- DC movies often feel ten years behind Marvel movies
- This is a good DC movie?
- Feels more like one of the bad Spy Kids sequels
- Jason Momoa has all the charm of a lead bat.
- The action sequences feel like The Matrix. So many action movies feel like The Matrix. This is The Matrix Underwater. We’ve also seen The Matrix Starring Sad Superman, The Matrix in Dreams, and The Matrix With a Guy Fawkes Mask. It’s getting old.
- Man, the villains in this are terrible. Except the Trench monsters, who are dope, and I want one as a pet.
- Not a single part of the action or drama in this feels earned or meaningful in any way.
- Disney is the only box office game in town these days, but honestly, none of the other studios are even trying. Warner’s efforts with these films are embarrassing.
- The giant monster in this movie versus Godzilla. That’s it; that’s the movie. It’ll print money, and even without a plot, I think it’d be better than this.
- There are way better bad movies.