Rich White People with Rich White People Problems™ try to persuade me to care about their lives by telling me a different, entirely worse Story in a Story™ that people would have trashed if it existed in a silo.
Not to mention that underneath this veneer of garbage is a deeply insidious cautionary tale about why it’s good to be an anti-abortion conservative Republic voter.
Also, listen, I love butts. Butts are awesome. But there are too many butts in this movie.